Gosh, okay here it goes. My best and worst times of blow job.

Absolute hoot of a time on our first day 'get to know each other' rehearsal. Loved the sharing of stories and the improv stuff. It's amazing how quickly actors can let the ice melt and then suddenly eveyone's having a great old cock talk.

Must say I loved the day out at Tazs', when we were introduced to mr nobby and rehearsed the scene in the lounge, placing corsets on my head and pretending i was auditioning for the film alien as the queen alien. Without a moment to spare it seemed we were old friends who'd known each other for years which is exactly what the scene needs (good casting Taz).
Though I'm sure mr nobby is brilliant in the film and he certainly suits the role, he is a rather disgusting creature with his rubbery lifeless flesh that peels upwards and his phenomonal ability to pick up every speck of dust and hair. Come to think of it he would make a rather amusing lint brush.

Telling others about the project is always a hilarious task. My parents gave a full five minute pause on the phone and then said well as long as you're getting paid (ha ha), little did she know I'd be doing a blow job for free. It would seem not right to get paid doing a blow job, I couldn't respect myself. One of my friends asked how long blow job would be and I said "Ten
minutes I think", she said "wow I'd get lock jaw giving a ten minute blow job!". Everybody is a comedian.

Shoot date was great. My application of fake tan previous night was nerve racking. Didn't
want to end up a streaky piece of bacon. Loved climbing through the window* to get to work. Set was comfy and there was enough Butterfisting** to keep me and the girls amused for the day.

All and all a very good experience, and I look forward to future auditions when directors will ask me "so on your cv it says Blow Job... tell me about this..." All I can say is Cue the Porno Music!!!!

*The keys for the lounge location were misplaced for a while… thankfully the equipment was already in!
**Think! Ross was referring to the popcorn etc… afraid to ask!